If You Thought Your Other Half Was An Ass, Check This Guy Out.

One shot, two kills.

That’s what happened in Wichita on Sunday. A 70 year-old man shot himself in the head. While he was laying in bed next to his wife. The bullet passed through his skull and into hers, killing them both. “Fuckin’ N00B!”

What the hell, old man? Did you not get the fucking memo? Men kill themselves in their garage. If you do not have a garage, got to your basement. lacking a basement, go outside. There’s always the bathroom. Then again, almost everywhere is better than, oh, I dunno, right next to someone else. And it’s not like he planned it that way. He used a nine millimeter, which cannot be counted on to go all the way through one person’s head, not to mention two. No, I think this guy just wanted his wife to wake up and see it. Good job, drama queen.  Gun safety, ya’ll.

One Response to “If You Thought Your Other Half Was An Ass, Check This Guy Out.”

  1. Kimmy :) Says:

    Omgsh! Thats like soo sad 😦 i hope they didn’t have any kids that would blow. 😮

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